me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

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sailoraaliyah: blameaspartame: riding away from the haters on my dog chariot me someday 

sailoraaliyah:

blameaspartame:

riding away from the haters on my dog chariot

me someday 

(Source: bigblacks)

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getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. i am NOT making the mistake of pulling up my pants while you’re still in there.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i am NOT making the mistake of pulling up my pants while you’re still in there.

(Source: vaginal-erection)

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blameaspartame:

ceronprime:

My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff

your dad is good

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